Make Emile of it

ACCORDING to new research, bumbling target man Emile Heskey is one of the best things to think about during sex.
The lumbering Aston Villa forward was recommended by a majority of men surveyed as the perfect thought to make romps last longer – better than Thomas The Tank Engine, mathematical puzzles or repeating “unique New York” in your head.
Unless, of course, you are Fabio Cappello – who must have some sort of crush, considering he keeps picking the goal shy striker for England.


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