NEVER mind the X-Factor – Cheryl Cole’s new album has the ex-factor.
The TV judge and former WAG releases her new LP, Messy Little Raindrops, on November 1.
And one song on the album features a track called Happy Tears full of references to her former husband, England international left back Ashley Cole.
Lyrics directed at the Chelsea player include lines about slashing his tyres, burning his suits, knocking back apologies, blocking calls and selling all her diamonds – saying she’s “all out of tears”.
Zing, as they say.