RONALDO AKA Fat Ronaldo AKA Damn You Cristiano Why’d You Have To Be So Thin Ronaldo has a cunning plan to get around the ageing and fattening processes taking their toll on his career.
At a press conference to announce his return from injury for Corinthians in the match against Guarani this weekend, he unveiled a dastardly way to escape criticism – a puff of smoke.
Ronaldo Classic left the media event revealing he was packing three smoke bombs.
He said: “They were given to me by a comedian. I play bad, then I just disappear into the mist.”
And then pffffffffff, he was gone.