THREE months late, Fulham FC have kindly informed me I did not get the manager’s job.
After Roy Hodgson left Craven Cottage after hearing Liverpool’s streets were paved with gold, the hotseat at Fulham was vacant for some time – so I kindly offered my services…
And although Mark Hughes may be gaffer at present, he should be warned that Fulham are keeping my CV on file, just in case.
A spokesman for the club said: “Thank you for submitting your CV in regard to suitable vacancies at Fulham Football Club.
“Unfortunately we are not recruiting for any vacancies which are suited to your skills and experience at present; however we would like to keep your CV on our files for the next six months so that we may contact you should a suitable vacancy arise in this time.
“I would also like to make you aware that we advertise all of our vacancies on our website; our website address is http://www.fulhamfc.com and vacancies can be found under the Club tab.
“Thank you for your interest in Fulham Football Club.”
Watch out, Sparky.