THE mighty Twitter has been decking its halls with hash tag suggestions for Festive footballers to play in a #festiveXI this morning.
Some of them had me smirking – and I thought yule love some too.
So here’s a Festive XI line-up, with shout outs to those who suggested them in brackets –
GK – Sleigh Given (@unitedite)
DEF – Backary Santa (@tractorben), Ne-manger Vidic (@TheAnishMistry), 2 Skrtel Doves (@VivaRedman), Yule-io Arca (@ianthenoodle)
MID – Wayne Sproutledge (@davewthomson), Fairytale of Dwight Yorke (@LeeAMurray), Five Torsten Frings (@goaltastic), Kraka (@robvickers)
ATK – Jo Ho Ho (@HuwDRoberts), Didier Eggnogba (@goaltastic)