HERE’S your spitting-out-your-mouthful-of-tea-levels-of-astounding quote from the morning papers.
Fan’s favourite Joey Barton said: “At the end of the day I don’t think anyone’s playing better than me in this country.
“That’s an honest answer, that’s not a big-headed answer.”
Joey’s not even the most in-form player at Newcastle United, let alone in this country.
Now I’m off to clean up my regurgitated tea.