OH DEAR God…
In a bid to beat the boredom which lands Mario Balotelli in near-daily scrapes – such as throwing darts at youth teamers or offering to fight with hookers in restaurants – the Italian striker is taking up a hobby.
And after discussions with his club, Manchester City are reportedly planning to enrol the Italian in kick boxing lessons.
Is this really a great idea – training a man with two red cards and nine yellows from just 20 games at Man City to efficiently and brutally kick an opponent into submission?
What’s wrong with stamp collecting or watercolours?