AS AN April Fools jape, I jested that Fernando Torres, who cost Chelsea Â£50m in January, could be shipped out on loan.
Well today’s papers have gone one better, and with a straight face, suggesting that the Spaniard could already be up for sale.
After a 30 minute substitute appearence yesterday to push Torres towards 11 goalless hours in a Blues shirt, the record signing could already be up for sale.
It was reported a Chelsea insider said: “I know the owner is not happy with his investment.
“He could even sell Torres in the summer, despite having just bought him.”
I’ve got one word for that – pfffff.
Who’d want to buy him?