Football is better than sex

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CHELSEA striker Salomon Kalou may be a fan of scoring – but he has more fun doing it with his clothes on.
For the Ivorian, whose team take on Manchester United today in a vital Premier League showdown, would rather play 90 minutes of football than indulge in a bit of slap and tickle.
He said: “If I had to choose which was better, football or sex, I’d say football.
“It’s 90 minutes of pure pleasure and I can’t always say that about sex.
“But it depends on the fixture and the score!”
Whatever Salomon – not sure you’d say the same if you played for Scunthorpe.

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