Gary Neville violates Noel Gallagher

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MANCHESTER City supporter Noel Gallagher says he feels “violated” by former Manchester United skipper Gary Neville’s use of his lyrics on twitter – and has pledged to pull out the hairs of his moustache with his teeth in retribution.
Referencing classic Oasis track Fade Away, Neville wrote: “While we’re living the dreams we have as children fade away – not if you support United!”
For the post, the former Oasis musician has also threatened to “tie him to a chair”, “make him listen to the ‘Best Of Simply Red,” “liberate those Oasis CDs” and also defecate in his “manbag”.
Gallagher said: “I feel violated.
“If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night and break into his house.”


One thought on “Gary Neville violates Noel Gallagher

  1. well if the king of the monobrow and sh*te MOR music is anything like the rest of the inbred benefit cheats he’ll know a thing or 2 about breaking and entering! But, like his lesser talented punching bag of a brother he couldn’t fight his way out of a stiff breeze!! Stick to what you know best noelle – knuckle dragging and being jealous of the Mighty United.

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