MANCHESTER City supporter Noel Gallagher says he feels “violated” by former Manchester United skipper Gary Neville’s use of his lyrics on twitter – and has pledged to pull out the hairs of his moustache with his teeth in retribution.
Referencing classic Oasis track Fade Away, Neville wrote: “While we’re living the dreams we have as children fade away – not if you support United!”
For the post, the former Oasis musician has also threatened to “tie him to a chair”, “make him listen to the ‘Best Of Simply Red,” “liberate those Oasis CDs” and also defecate in his “manbag”.
Gallagher said: “I feel violated.
“If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night and break into his house.”