Bald Trafford star seeks miracle hair treatment

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THE increasingly-slapheaded Wayne Rooney is reportedly having secret hair treatments to his exposed pate as he plots to become a footballing hairo.
Rooney has been outed in today’s tabloids as heading to a London clinic.
The Manchester United and England striker has had hair taken from where it is most abundent – the back of his head, people, yuck – and implanted into the dead follicles on top of his balding bonce.
It may not turn him into a regular George Berry, but if it stops Owen calling him a grandpa then it’s probably worth it…

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One thought on “Bald Trafford star seeks miracle hair treatment

  1. rooney should leave it natural. i’ll like him being like zidane. oh i will pay him if he’s gotten no hair on his head. all is well if he doesnt want that. Play well for club and country and be ok with family. Wish him the best.

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