Farty pants Frank gets flatulance cure

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FLATULANT Frank Lampard has come up trumps after his other half requested a pair of fart filtering underpants for the Chelsea player.
WAG Christine Bleakley was presenting an item on Shreddies, groundbreaking flatulence filtering underwear designed in Loughborough, on her TV show Daybreak.
And after seeing the bottom burp-busting briefs – which use chemical warfare suit technology to strip the smell from farts – she fought over a pair with co-presenter Adrian Chiles.
Shreddies Ltd’s Ianthe Betts-Clarke said: “Christine was really trying her best to get her hands on the pants but with very little success because Adrian Chiles really wasn’t letting go.
“Since their pant-related tiff Christine has requested that we send her over her very own pair of flatulence filtering underwear and one for her other half – of course we were more than obliged to do so.”


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