THE Mayor of Cesc Fabregas’s Spanish hometown says the midfielder has been kidnapped by Arsenal.
A long-running target of Barcelona, Arsenal have turned down several bids from the Catalan club for the player this summer already.
And now Estanislau Fors i Garcia, the first citizen of Arenys de Mar, has made a plea for Fabrega to be allowed to move from the Gunners: “We want him to come right away, he is experiencing a kidnapping.
“If the English are so honourable they should behave properly.
“Wenger has to stop clowning around because it’s disorienting for all of us.”
Might Goaltastic suggest that Barcelona should leave at least £40m in unmarked bills in a brown envelope round the back of the Emirates, that might do it.