Lookalike – Count Straqula

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DESPITE the fact that today’s 1-0 away win for Everton over West Brom may have been a great advert for not watching the football with a hangover, it did give viewers the chance to have a good look at peripheral Everton striker Denis Straqualursi.
Not to witness the Argentinean’s gutsy style or gung-ho attitude – but just to see his freakishly scary face.
I reckon the man I have nicknamed ‘Count Straqula’ is a mash-up of former Arsenal defender Martin Keown and Manchester City’s wantaway hitman Carlos Tevez – neither of whom are likely to win any beauty contests any time soon.
Ouch.

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