Share your Wayne Rooney jokes…

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WITH the news that Wayne Rooney dreams of a career in stand-up comedy, let’s all help the lad out with a selection of Rooney-themed jokes.
Here are my pathetic offerings, please add yours to the comments section –
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Rooney.
Rooney who?
Rooney-d a new doorbell.
Why did the ‘hare’ cross the road?
To avoid being surgically attached to Wayne Rooney’s scalp.
Rooney: “Doctor, doctor, I keep overheating during matches because of my new hair.”
Doctor: “Try standing next to the fans.”
Wayne Rooney walks into a bar. He was playing against a team of midgets.

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