Gassy Joe Hart’s Swedish heatball

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SWEDISH journalists have reported that despite conceding four Zlatan Ibrahimovic goals in this week’s friendly, Joe Hart came up trumps – by passing gas mid-game.
The match was played under a roof, and comments were made by British television about the atmosphere, but it wasn’t noticed that the England stopper hadn’t exactly helped proceedings…
According to national newspaper Aftonbladet, the crowd at the first match to be played in the new Swedish national stadium “was so quiet you could even hear when Joe Hart farted at the start of the second half”.
Pardon me, Joe – or as the Swedish would say, ursäkta mig.

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