IF STOKE’S Jon Walters tried to kick himself over yesterday’s unbelievable performance vs Chelsea, he’d probably miss.
Despite plenty of hustle during the match, the Potters forward managed to cram more fail into one match than I’ve seen in a long time.
He kicked off proceedings with a classic footballing comedy move – the attempting-to-hoof-the-ball-clear-and-hitting-yourself-in-the-face.
Then followed not one but two rocket headers into his own net – notching up more goals for Chelsea in 2013 than Fernando Torres has managed in the process.
And after Stoke went two more goals down, Walters managed to win a penalty for the chance of both a personal and team consolation – but he hammered the spotkick square onto the bar, capping a miserable day.
Walters, for services to comedy, Goaltastic salutes you.