IF HARRY Redknapp and QPR are quiet today, I’ll eat a hat made entirely of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
So the news that, in the wake of losing both Nelson and Ferdinand, a defender is on the cards is really no surprise.
Defensive monolith Chris Samba is rumoured to be returning to these shores after a stint at Russian moneybags Anzhi Makhachkala and will net a massive £100,000-a-week wage for his troubles, should the deal go through today.
What is amazing however, is that the grizzled centreback is only 28 years old still!?!
He looks 45 if he’s a day.