AH WELL, maybe next season, eh?
That’s right, Goaltastic is considering throwing in the towel already, one gameweek in, after finding its Ashletico squad in 104th place in the league.
The only way is up, it’s a marathon not a sprint and other tired cliches I suppose.
However, at the other end of the league, three teams have excelled themselves this week, posting three-figure scores.
Joint second place with 101 apiece are Alien resurrection11 and Dobie’s Wanderers, while Baines On Toast notched a massive 111 to top the table after one round of matches.
To enter the league for free, visit fantasy.premierleague.com and then join the competition by using the code 148075-41877.