Sneaky WAGs heading to South Africa

WAG Watch, Goaltastic’s new feature which proves that behind every great man there’s a great wife or girlfriend, has rumbled two of the England camp’s sneakiest WAGs.
Alex Curran and Abbey Clancy, the other halves of Liverpool’s captain Steven Gerrard and Spur’s robotic dancer Peter Crouch respectively, plan on defying England boss Fabio Capello.
During the tournament WAGs are banned by the boss, with only fleeting visits allowed, but according to reports both have lined up extensive modelling work in the African country during the Summer, and will doubt be up to no good, probably sneaking around in sunglasses etc.
Seriously, you don’t get this sort of problem with the French national team.
Oh wait…