Goaltastic will go to Mohamed

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SINCE Roy “Woy” Hodgson left Craven Cottage for Liverpool, Mohamed Al-Fayed has been looking to find Fulham a new boss.
A deal fell through for Ajax gaffer Martin Jol, leaving nobody at the helm as the club approaches the Premier League season opener against Bolton.
According to reports the chairman will not be rushed into an appointment and will make a decision “as and when he sees necessary” – but Goaltastic can offer Al-Fayed a lifeline.
Forget favourites like Glenn Hoddle, Kevin Keegan, Manuel Pelligrini and Chris Coleman, I’ll do it.
I may not have any experience managing a football club in reality, but I have a mean Championship Manager track record, and I’m a lot cheaper than Sven Goran Eriksson.
I’ve sent over my CV tonight.

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