PIN back you lugholes – here’s today’s best football story from the papers.
No, it’s not the news that QPR might sack Neil Warnock and hire recently toppled Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti.
No, it’s the build-up to the season’s showcase match, the Champions League final.
No, it’s not the claims of more bribery and corruption in the game’s top organisation, FIFA.
No, it’s not that Chelsea are planning a £35m double swoop for Belgians Romelu Lukaku and Kevin De Bruyne.
It’s this humdinger from The Sun: “Soccer’s Jermaine Pennant has had an operation to pin back his sticky-out ears.”
Talk about ear-responsible journalism…