Entire team transfer listed after defeat

HINCKLEY United boss Dean Thomas is willing to listen to offers for every one of his players after a 5-0 “capitulation”.
Following the hammering by Blue Square Bet North League rivals Bishop’s Stortford, Knitters boss Thomas placed every player on his books on the transfer list.
Apologising to fans, he said: “I cannot find words to describe such an awful performance. It must go down as the worst I have witnessed.
“Every player had a job to do and an opportunity to make their mark but failed.
“I take full responsibility for that and changes will be made. I will turn this around as I have done before.”
Are you reading this, Arsene?