Spying coach was dressed ‘like Rambo’

A COACH for Italian club Genoa was caught spying in on rivals Sampdoria ahead of their next match dressed “like Rambo”.
Youth team coach Luca De Pra has been suspended after he was spotted lurking in a wooded area close to Sampdoria’s training base in full military gear.
Genoa have said that the coach was acting alone and not carrying out an official spying mission.
Sampdoria said in a statement: “That the derby is a question of nerve, tactics and strategy we already knew, but frankly we could never expect that it could turn into an scene of espionage.
“Like Rambo hidden among the branches on the hill, Luca De Pra, Genoa goalkeeping coach and man of noble footballing ancestry, failed to overcome Sampdoria’s intelligence and counter intelligence operations.
“However, no prisoners were taken, and no blood was shed.
“Once tracked down and caught red-handed, the opposing side’s soldier was let free to return to base.
“You should always forgive your enemies, as nothing annoys them more.”

Catch another celebration from fishy footballers


ICELANDIC side Stjarnan, who are currently blazing a trail across the internet thanks to their fishing goal celebration, have form when it comes to routines.
As well as the fishing routine on You Tube, there’s footage of a toy soldier-style parade, an impromptu ballroom dance and Goaltastic’s personal favourite, a Rambo-esque killing spree.
It all makes Peter Crouch’s robot dance look pretty lame – let’s hope they continue to have a successful season.