ACCORDING to new research, bumbling target man Emile Heskey is one of the best things to think about during sex.
The lumbering Aston Villa forward was recommended by a majority of men surveyed as the perfect thought to make romps last longer – better than Thomas The Tank Engine, mathematical puzzles or repeating “unique New York” in your head.
Unless, of course, you are Fabio Cappello – who must have some sort of crush, considering he keeps picking the goal shy striker for England.