ROMELU Lukaku scored for Everton today – but he was the only person in the stadium that missed it.
The on-loan Belgian notched for the Toffees, but in the process the striker was knocked out.
He said: “I remember nothing about it. I did not even know I had scored, that was the first thing I asked the doc
“I said “who scored?” He said “you”.”
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Bale scores on Real Madrid debut
WELSH winger Gareth Bale has scored in his first Real Madrid appearance since his world-record transfer.
Starting on the right-wing in the Spanish giants’ clash against Villarreal as part of a three-pronged attack for Real Madrid, Bale didn’t waste much time with an easy tap-in to draw Real Madrid level after his team fell a goal behind – before performing his signature hand heart celebration.
Footballer’s wife pens WAG anthem
WAG Nives Celsius has released a new single talking about life as the partner of a famous footballer.
The Croatian glamour model, the other half of AEK Athens player Dino Drpic, has written a steamy, suggestive song called Goal.
The Czech-language chorus, which name checks superstars including Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Fernando Torres, translates as: “Goal, goal, score a goal, give me goal, goal, because you can do it.
“You always enter inside the goal and I am naked, goal, goal, score a goal, give me goal, because you can do it, you always enter inside the goal and I am naked.
“You are naked, score me a goal, I am naked score it ’till it hurts.”
Villa defender reveals his shooting boots
VILLA’S sharp-shooting defender Kyle Walker has revealed the secret behind his recent scoring streak – he began life as a striker.
Full back Walker has been playing professional football for two years but hadn’t scored before his loan move from Spurs to Villa last month.
He said: “It’s just in my game. I used to be a centre-forward growing up. My first instinct is to get forward and shoot. Luckily it paid off and hopefully it will keep doing that.
“I’ve been frustrated not to score before but it’s not really my job to score goals. It’s my job to defend and get balls into the box for the strikers.”
Goaltastic 